:) = finding an autumn tablecloth with a tinge of aqua (to match my dining room walls) after four years of looking and paying next to nothing for it
:( = opening it up and realizing that I didn't look closely on the package to see that it is VINYL. VINYL?!???!?? I should have known.
Let me beat all of you to it by stating that - despite my dislike for the material and its tendency to hold in wrinkles for months at a time - it probably is best for spill-prone me. Oh well.