Thursday, February 01, 2007
Just A Hop, Skip, & A Jump
Here is the funny little thing I made Tasha yesterday...
...which reminds me of some dumb frog jokes.
Q: Do you know what type of shoes frogs wear in the summer time?
A: Open toad!
Q: Why are frogs so happy?
A: They eat whatever bugs them!
Q: Why are frogs so good at baseball?
A: Because they catch a lot of flies.
Q: How does a frog feel when he has a broken leg?
Q: Why did the frog read Sherlock Holmes?
A: He liked a good croak and dagger.
Q: What did the frog order at McDonald's?
A: French flies and a diet Croak
Q: What do stylish frogs wear?
Q. How deep is the water in a frog pond?
A. Kneedeep, kneedeep, kneedeep…
Q. What happens when frogs park illegally?
A. They get toad away!!
Q: What has more lives than a cat?
A: A frog. It croaks every night!
Q: What did the frog dress up as on Halloween?
A: A prince.
Q: What do you say to a hitch-hiking frog?
A: Hop in!
Q: What is a frog's favorite game?